Tag Archives: Gucci

A Ring Through Your Nose

There I was, lolling in hot water for my monthly pedicure (at Thingirl’s worse moment she’s soaking), when a hysterical mother came charging in like a bull, in Gucci. “My daughter needs help,” she said, as if she were lying … Continue reading

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Staying In Your Day

Isak Dinesen once said, ‘God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road.’ She also said ‘I don’t believe in evil, I believe only in horror,’ but that’s another post. What … Continue reading

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The Guilty Wear Prada

I have gotten extremely good at saying no to parties and events I don’t wish to go to. The trouble is now, as punishment, I’m perceived as the bitch who purposely ruined Christmas. I’d like to say I don’t care … Continue reading

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Yes, I’d Like A Bag

I’m getting a little sick of being asked if I’d like a bag whenever I buy something. I’m tempted to say, “No thanks, I’ll just balance it all on my nose, you know, like a seal.” I embrace the whole … Continue reading

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