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Notes From The Carlyle – May 2014

I don’t know if anyone noticed, but I skipped a month at Bemelmans. Alas, drinking overpriced Pinot Noir at a hotel bar isn’t in my budget. To be perfectly frank, I can’t afford a pint of Ripple, let alone an … Continue reading

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

7:15 P.M. New Year’s Eve Joanne arrived at my door dripping in Chanel eating a mozzarella panini. “You look like an ad for the Food Channel.” “I’m afraid I’m gonna get hungry. I actually bought one for you too. I’m … Continue reading

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Notes From The Carlyle – July

I know I said I was on a budget and I am, don’t kid yourselves, but in order to write my monthly Bemelmans piece I had to pay a visit. I used my birthday as an excuse. I mean a … Continue reading

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