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Model Behavior: Friends For Life

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A Hot Date

No, it’s not the Scotsman or flirty guy from the restaurant downstairs. It was better than that. I got to spend quality time with Carmela the basset hound. I’ve been wanting to ask her parents for her paw, so to … Continue reading

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A Wild Mother’s Day

I’m not a mother, something I fully regret, but I’m told by many it’s not an easy thing to be. I guess that applies to all mothers, including nature’s own. I thought I’d Google a few and see what they … Continue reading

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Going Brazilian

I received an unusual gift for no particular reason. A model friend and I were having lunch and she wanted to bring me something. Hmm, she must have thought, what should I get Susannah, the girl who has everything…I know…how … Continue reading

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Minutes From A New York Writer’s Workshop – February

Just Salad – Third Avenue and 83rd Street I’m in line getting my friend Millie’s lunch. Whenever I go to the post office I call and ask if she’d like her favorite salad. She loves when I offer to do … Continue reading

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Flushed And Frosted

My heat is off…again. I went to bed like an Eskimo buried so far beneath my covers I worried I’d smother. I kept sticking my head out for air, to make sure I was still alive. My landlady, who’s nice … Continue reading

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A Slice Of Drama With Cheese

  As you know, I have a favorite pizza place I frequent called Farinella where I’ve come to know the owner and staff. Yesterday as I happily awaited my Pizza Primavera (zucchini and mushroom atop a layer of light organic … Continue reading

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Minutes From A New York Writer’s Workshop – January

The holidays are over so I’m tripping over a lot of dead trees. My neighbor Polly dragged hers down the stairs like a dead body. Why the big hurry to get rid of Christmas, that’s what I want to know. … Continue reading

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Pamela A. And Me

I love Pamela Anderson. I know, such a strange, surprise declaration from a Thin Girl, but I always say, if I looked like her, I’d own the world not to mention the rest of the solar system. For me she’s … Continue reading

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The Healing Power Of Animals

I’m sad. Why? I’m not quite sure, though I could list a few possibilities. I’m coming off medication again so my body is a little under siege. How little? As if it’s being hurled out of a twelve-story window. Though … Continue reading

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