Tag Archives: Jackie Onassis

May I Check Your Bags

I think I’m turning into an owl. If I start to hoot, then I’ll know for sure. I’ve developed bags under my eyes I could smuggle heroin in they are that deep. I’m sleeping like a bear, watching my salt … Continue reading

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I’ve had 5 major aesthetic influences in my life whose likenesses and differences commingled spilling over to me. They’re the reason I’ve looked the same for 35 years. Wow, did I just admit that? This post was inspired by my … Continue reading

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