Tag Archives: Jennifer Lopez

CALLAHEAD

Callahead, the leader in restroom rentals as its ad says, is a company providing port-a-potties throughout the city for hundreds of construction workers knocking down the old, erecting the new. Hardhats peeing in what look like, old-fashioned phone booths, have … Continue reading

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Ass-ets

Only I would come upon a 16 year-old girl weeping, early in the morning, because she feels her ass is too big. First off, I never go by anyone who’s crying without stopping to see why.  I’ve had so many … Continue reading

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No Ifs Hands Or Butts

 I have a stock phrase whenever I’m asked what I’d like for Christmas. It’s something like…not much, just Carolina Herrera, an Asian baby and an ass like Jennifer Lopez.” Hey, a girl can dream. Camille, my long time pal, has … Continue reading

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