Tag Archives: Leave It To Beaver

Dust To Dusk

If I needed an excuse to start drinking again, I have one now. THERE’S A LEAK…coming from a pipe beneath my living room floor. I have a plumber named Nico, who should be done by 5, if all goes well, … Continue reading

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Leave It To Cleaver

Some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty. When I was small, my mother had a mad crush on the family butcher. Twice a week she’d toss me into the back of our light blue Chevy Impala … Continue reading

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