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Step Away From That X-ray Machine and Nobody Gets Hurt

I’m here with ice packs on my chest after being assaulted during my annual mammogram by a woman the size of a tank. Charisa was her name and I thought she’d kill me. “I’m not one to take unnecessa’ feelms’ … Continue reading

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Mammy

I have no idea what it’s like for a man to have a prostate exam, but I hope it’s as humiliating as having a mammogram. You have to ask yourself, what did my boobs ever do to deserve this? I … Continue reading

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OWWW

When does one become accident prone? I always think this happens when your 80 not 50, but apparently I was misinformed. I’ve had 3 mishaps in the past 2 weeks making me afraid to leave my house. The first one … Continue reading

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