Tag Archives: models of a certain age

A Ring Through Your Nose

There I was, lolling in hot water for my monthly pedicure (at Thingirl’s worse moment she’s soaking), when a hysterical mother came charging in like a bull, in Gucci. “My daughter needs help,” she said, as if she were lying … Continue reading

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Mirror Mirror On Za Vall

Please lie to me, I often say to my compact. Sometimes I go to powder my nose and that’s all I see. When did it inflate into a life raft? What inspired this suicidal post were my passport photos, all … Continue reading

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A Fat Lip

   Rule number 1…when it comes to any kind of plastic surgery, money should be no object. My pal Camille, ex or otherwise, taught me this. It’s not like recovering a chair, you don’t shop around for the best deal. … Continue reading

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No Ifs Hands Or Butts

 I have a stock phrase whenever I’m asked what I’d like for Christmas. It’s something like…not much, just Carolina Herrera, an Asian baby and an ass like Jennifer Lopez.” Hey, a girl can dream. Camille, my long time pal, has … Continue reading

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Accessorized To Death

Why me? Why do I have to be the one to witness a baby being tortured with jewelry at 10 o’clock in the morning? I was on my way to a go-see for a post-menopausal drug…yes, this is what happens … Continue reading

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A Sarong Gone Wrong

I know weight is a universal battle for many people, especially women. I’m very grateful it’s not one of my issues, though I have plenty of others. I do think you have to discover what looks good on you, whatever … Continue reading

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Blame It On The Bosanova

I went dancing…a last minute, spontaneous decision of great regret. Why? I can hardly move this morning. Unable to sleep, I remembered a modeling agency I’m affiliated with was having a party that started late. Against my better judgement, I … Continue reading

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The Camille Chronicles – April 2014

Camille and I are at an art opening in Soho. I have to say, the artist must be six by the looks of his work that resembles finger painting. The prices are off the charts and as I told Camille, … Continue reading

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