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The Anonymous Bouquet

Who said romance is dead? Oh, it was me. Ever since my libido moved to Florida, there’s been none in my life…not even a healthy flirt since, you need its presence when you’re femme fataling it in any capacity. It’s … Continue reading

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The Chin and I

What happened to the days when buying a raffle ticket meant, you won a car or a trip to Spain? I, on the other hand, after shelling out ten bucks for a good cause, won a free consultation with a … Continue reading

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Old Models Never Die…They Just Hop A Cab To Their Plastic Surgeon

My face and I had a meeting that didn’t go too well.  We met in the bathroom in front of a three-way mirror to consult what has turned into Pompeii of the lower regions. My chin is headed south like … Continue reading

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I’ve Still Got It…Kinda

My sex appeal has been down a quart.  Trying feverishly to stay in my truth, I don’t wish to deny this.  Hey, when you make skid marks into your 6th decade, you need to be honest with yourself.  You’re not … Continue reading

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Botox For Three

Camille called. “Do I have a deal for you,” she said on my voicemail. I couldn’t imagine what it could be unless it involved all the shrimp you could eat, and boy, was that not it. It started with a … Continue reading

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Hormonally Speaking

My pal Camille and I had a discussion over the differences of our libidos, mine being missing in action, hers ready for it at any given time. The conversation went something like this. Me: Camille, I just don’t understand where … Continue reading

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Bruce Jenner’s Special Olympics

Bruce Jenner, the Olympic gold medalist, sometime actor, poster boy for Wheaties, is becoming a woman and the world is going wonky over it. Not only is he involved with those crazy Kardashians, but he now wants to wear their … Continue reading

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A Fat Lip

   Rule number 1…when it comes to any kind of plastic surgery, money should be no object. My pal Camille, ex or otherwise, taught me this. It’s not like recovering a chair, you don’t shop around for the best deal. … Continue reading

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Ten Little Indians

Every Sunday morning I go to Tal Bagels on 83rd and Lexington to get one of their mini specials. After six days of oatmeal I give myself a break. Not that I’m not fond of the porridge I make every … Continue reading

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A Nose For A Nose

Women will never cease to amaze me. I’m sitting at The Atlantic Grill waiting for the late, great Camille, when a lady comes over to covertly ask me…who did my nose. A tad slow on the take, it didn’t register … Continue reading

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