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Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes

I first read this in a 12 Step book, but feel it applies across the board. There’s so much truth in it not to mention resistance. Who likes change? Not me. If something remotely shifts I break into a nervous … Continue reading

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Hot Men

When my pal Camille heard I was having trouble sleeping she suggested, rather than sheep and dead presidents, I count the men I’ve dated. “It’s very relaxing,” she said, “better than Ambien even,” so I decided to give it a … Continue reading

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Going Greenish

I wish I could say I was environmentally correct all the time, but that’s simply not the case. I’m not totally green by a long shot…actually I’m more teal…or celadon…mint perhaps. I try to recycle everything…opt for glass rather than … Continue reading

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Yes, I’d Like A Bag

I’m getting a little sick of being asked if I’d like a bag whenever I buy something. I’m tempted to say, “No thanks, I’ll just balance it all on my nose, you know, like a seal.” I embrace the whole … Continue reading

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