Tag Archives: Sex

Pleasures Of Scandal

We were like Liz and Dick. I met J in my 20s resulting in a scandalous, still referred to love affair living with someone who was best friends with his brother I knew as well. He actually lived in our … Continue reading

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BITCH

This is a bitchy post, if you will, but I’m on a tear. I’ve decided I really prefer men over women. Not all, but a good many of them. Men are known to cheat and lie, but for the most … Continue reading

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Eavesdropping

I tend to listen in on conversations since,   what else can you do when say, you’re on the train or stuck in line. You’re trapped into listening. The good part is material…how often do I think…omigod, I couldn’t write … Continue reading

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Hey Cupcake…Can I buy You A Drink?

This is from an old Margaret Smith joke I love. A man sidles up to her at a bar and says,”Hey Cupcake, can I buy you a drink?” She says, “No, but I’ll take the three bucks.” You can see … Continue reading

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In Heat

A friend just told me he has so much heat in his apartment he’s wearing shorts and a T-shirt. I, on the other hand, have on two coats. There’s so much snow coming down I just may change my name … Continue reading

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The Norman Conquests

Norman Rabbatini is a guy who owns a market in my neighborhood. I’ve known Norman I’d say a good thirty years. 6 foot 2, built like a half back with hair that though once was black and lustrous, now lies … Continue reading

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Do Someone You Love A Favor…Leave Them Alone

This is a favorite expression of mine, and so true. No one wants to be bitched at and if  you’re not convinced, turn the tables and see how you like it. My friend Ed has what he calls the no … Continue reading

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When Women Want Out

I’ve been in the middle of a good muse concerning the differences between men and women. After serious deliberation it’s clear to me, even though ours don’t hang, we have more balls than they do. Oh hear me out… Men, … Continue reading

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All In A Day

Let’s cover three events that occurred in the same day. First up: I’m at the track on a glorious December morning not too cold…muscles intact…sun streaming down. There’s a guy I see often. He’s a big, burly fellow who runs … Continue reading

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Hark, Is That Sex You’re Having?

It’s awful when you can’t sleep, unless of course you’re an owl or raccoon…or cocaine addict who prefers it that way. From taking so much Prednisone for my ongoing hearing issues, my whole being is out of whack. I sleep … Continue reading

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