Tag Archives: shopping

Fashion Or A Figment Of Your Imagination

I was tooling down the avenue early this morning when a woman stopped to say how chic I looked. Chic?  I had on my tight black pants that make me look like a matador,  an ancient L.L. Bean turtleneck under … Continue reading

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What’s Cookin Daddy

There’s something about an older man with a younger girl that rankles me. I know it shouldn’t, but it does.  My fur went up when watching this old coot maul this young lady who could have been his granddaughter. She … Continue reading

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Joe Fresh

Wish I could say he was a frisky fella I’ve just met, but no such luck. He’s a huge store that has moved in across the street the size of a city block with racks and racks of low priced … Continue reading

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Bait And Tackle

My pal Joanne and I were en route to Saks to buy cruise wear. No we’re not sailing, but every year we go and pretend to be. Camille usually comes too, but she’s home in bed with the flu. Against … Continue reading

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My Blue Suede Shoes

I haven’t been shopping lately, though I did tiptoe down to The J. Crew after Xmas super sale to just see what was shakin. Turned out to be my knees when I saw that my favorite pair of pumps were … Continue reading

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When You Know It’s You

My impatience has reached a brand new high. I came to this conclusion after getting pissed at the microwave that was just taking a little too long to heat my soup. The other tip off was that I was yelling … Continue reading

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Notes From The Carlyle – July

I know I said I was on a budget and I am, don’t kid yourselves, but in order to write my monthly Bemelmans piece I had to pay a visit. I used my birthday as an excuse. I mean a … Continue reading

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Home Economics

No, this is not about an apron I made in the 8th grade, it’s an expose on Susannah’s how should I say it… pecuniary peculiarities. And I’m giving myself an A in ‘alliteration 101’ this sticky, sultry, Thursday morning. To … Continue reading

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Things I Would Miss

After rereading Nora Ephron’s list of all the things she’d miss when she left the planet I asked myself, Susannah what would you miss? Hmm… When the Prada Store and cheese were the first things that came to mind I … Continue reading

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What Did You Call Me?

I go out of my way to get along with people. I’ll admit, that wasn’t always the case but I’ve mellowed quite a bit in my twilight years. That said, I wanted to garrote a woman today who got angry … Continue reading

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