Tag Archives: short fat women

Step Away From That X-ray Machine and Nobody Gets Hurt

I’m here with ice packs on my chest after being assaulted during my annual mammogram by a woman the size of a tank. Charisa was her name and I thought she’d kill me. “I’m not one to take unnecessa’ feelms’ … Continue reading

Posted in animals, comedy, Health, humanity, humor, New York City, words | Tagged , , , , , | 23 Comments